1. Shazam, for three thousand years the protector of humankind from "the forces of evil which every day threaten to extinguish man from the face of the Earth
2. Loki, God of Mischief reborn as ... a youthful force for good, if not order?
3. Delirium, youngest of the Endless
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| Greg Spalenka's "Delirium" trading card, 1994, as printed in Vertigo Visions |
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| Well, of course Matthew would be an incredibly nervous driver:- by Neil Gaiman, Jill Thompson, Vince Locke & Dick Giordano, from Brief Lives: Part 5, Sandman #45, 1993) |
4. The Simberleen, an intelligent strain Of Syphilis which survives the almost-end of the universe through a series of super-heroic intimacies
5. The Doctor, the last of the Time-Lords
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| from the Doctor Who strip in TV Action & Countdown #88, 21/10/72 |
6. Queen "Polly" Hippolta, immortal Amazon & sometimes Wonder Woman (Pre New 52 version)
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| by William Moulton Marston & Harry G Peter's "Villainy Incorporated", from Wonder Woman #28, 1948 (Wasn't Wonder Woman just the most wonderful comic strip?) |
7. Galactus, world-devouring survivor of the previous universe
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| By Stan Lee & Jack Kirby, from their graphic novel "The Silver Surfer", 1978, Fireside Books |
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| by Stan Lee & John Buscema, from "The Answer", in Epic Illustrated #1, 1980 |
8. Armstrong, immortal slob, beguiling lover, reluctant hero
9. Kid Eternity, prematurely dead boy with access to the assistance of every human being who's ever lived (pre-1991 version)
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| The Kid learns how to summon the dead, by Otto Binder & Sheldon Moldoff, from Hit Comics #25, December 1942 |
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| Kid Eternity gets it in the ear from Rembrandt, a beautiful, beautiful panel by Mac Raboy, from Kid Eternity: The Count, from Kid Eternity #3, 1946 |
10. Himon, inspirational, if not messianic New God, working amongst the savagely alienated proletarians of Apokolips
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| By Jack Kirby & Mike Royer, from Mister Miracle #9. |
11. Wilhelmina "Mina" Harker, immortal oft-leader of the League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen
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| Miss Harker does for Moriarty's fiendish plans, in Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neill's The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen Volume one |
12. The Ancient One, 500 year old mystical defender of Earth & mentor to Doctor Strange (pre-2005 version)
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| By Steve Ditko & Stan Lee, from "Dr Strange Master Of Black Magic", in Strange Tales 110, 1962 |
13. The Shade. who's so old and so powerful and so willful that he gets to be pretty much whatever he wants to be
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| by James Robinson, Tony Harris & Wade von Grawbadger, from Starman #1, 1994, with the following scan coming from #10 of the same title |
Your suggestions about what long-lived, or productively dead, characters you might think of as you yourself pass a significant birthday may be securely logged in the comment box below, should such a stray fancy appeal ....
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From the LSH, Mon-El and Harmonia. Hob Gadling. Oh, Plastic Man, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteHello Matthew:- I've come across Harmonia before, but never knew of her background until you mentioned it. A quick Google and I'm interested in going back and re-reading those issues in the light of what seems like an interesting back-story.
DeleteAnd Mon-El, of course. Poor Mon-El. A thousand years in the Phantom Zone.
I'd never thought of Plastic Man as immortal. Plastic does decay, doesn't it? An interesting idea, given that Eel doesn't really seem well suited to endless life.
Which makes it all the more fascinating a prospect ...
The Forgotten One, as seen in Eternals#13 (he's been ill-served by subsequent appearances). He's the quintessential romantic figure, a man who fought monsters throughout the centuries and is remembered in dozens of cultures by different names, yet has no name of his own, nor is he honoured by his fellow Eternals. He's incapable of obtaining glory for himself, but doesn't seem to desire it either; when he hears the Deviants may accidentally destroy the Earth by assaulting the Celestials, he launches into action, with only Sprite (and the Celestials) to witness his heroism.
ReplyDeleteSasuke, another monster hunter of indeterminate age; wielding magical power, he battles the forces of darkness in feudal Japan as a frequent guest star in Usagi Yojimbo. Beyond admiring his Ditko-esque hand gestures, I love Sasuke's habit of identifying people by name before being introduced to them, then offering a limp "I must have overheard it" excuse.
In terms of "securely dead and prospering despite the inconvenience of it all," the only name which comes to mind is Percival Popp, the Super-Cop, as seen in Spectre#24. When he asks the Spectre if they can be partners again now that they're both ghosts... dang, that moment sneaks up on me.
Hello Michael:- I've been hoping that the Eternals Omnibus would be reissued, for I've still not read all the issues in the series. However, your description propelled me over to E-Bay, where by chance I've just found a very reasonably-priced copy from a trust-worthy dealer. As luck would have it, I've also found a copy of Spectre #24, because I can't recall it at all and your words do make it sound enticing. (It's all rather odd, being that I'm sure I was buying the Ostrander issues well past that number, but even if I did, I can't have read the book in so many years.)
DeleteI've read the Avengers issues with Gilgamesh in them; you're right, they weren't particularly distinguished. But that just makes me all the more interested in what went, if not wrong, then less right.
And now I guess I'd better go and check out Sasuke too ... :) Thanks!
Regarding Gilgamesh in the Avengers... Walter Simonson was a tremendous fan of the character and had earlier written him well in the Eternals limited series, but I think the bull-headed costume invited too much ridicule from fans who were meeting him for the first time. He was also saddled with some apparent production problems as one of his dialogue balloons was repeated twice in Avengers#300, giving the unfortunate impression he was a thick-headed dullard. Finally, he was placed on the team at the same time Thor was active... making him noticeably redundant (just as Thor & Hercules are seldom paired up in the Avengers). John Byrne (there's that name again!) gave him an undignified send-off, encouraging fans to think of him as an Avenger who just didn't work. Truly, he didn't belong with the team to begin with; Byrne hazarded Sersi was a better choice for the team and his instincts were correct.
DeleteHello Michael:- Thank you for the background. I feel like I've expertly prepped and now it's a matter of waiting for that issue of the Eternals to turn up.
DeleteTHAT man again? On the whole, he's not someone I ever felt comfortable with as a writer, though I know the consensus is that the likes of his Superman, FF and Next Men stuff - amongst other titles - are top notch. To me, he was a great penciller in his time on the X-Men, and I guess most other things just weren't to my taste.
Happy Birthday Colin!
ReplyDeleteAs a fan who's wondered into your site from a 2000AD source, I'd have to nominate Judge Death as a rather special character who has only improved by dying.
Hello alexf:- Thank you!
DeleteI did think of Judge Death too. As a role model for my declining years, he does have the virtues of boundless enthusiasm and a keen sense of purpose.
On the other hand, he does seem to end up getting beaten up and locked away an awful lot.... :)
Egad, Colin, but you have picked out some of my absolute favorite characters! I have been delighted with young Loki, I love Hipployta, and the Shade is my favorite character from Starman...although I also like Bobo.
ReplyDeleteI wish that the Guardians from Green Lantern would soon be among the dead characters...because they're just awful lately.
Hello Sally:- You have, as I've long suspected, excellent taste. (And of course, Bobo was a great character. It's hard not to warm to that rarest of things in the super-book, a person that's done their time and truly turned the corner.)
DeleteI was thinking of adding - as I said above - Ganthet from the O'Neil/Adams Green Lantern run from the late 60s. But as you say, it's hard to warm to the Guardians on any level these days. Similarly, I'd've chosen Mogo, but they blew the poor thing up ....
How about Will Eisner's Spirit? Wasn't he resurrected by some secret formula in a couple of his ( conflicting ) origin stories? And he certainly looks as young today as he did back in the '40s. If I had to pick a role model I don't think I could do better than Denny Colt. But I don't think I'd look quite so cool in that blue suit...
ReplyDeleteAnyway, many happy returns for your half-century! And, remember... you're not getting older, you're getting better :-)
Hello cerebus, and hats off to you. Yes, of course Denny Colt was a long-lived character, having been resurrected and no doubt preserved despite all his beatings by that potion. And of course, Alan Moore's future-Spirit tale showed Colt alive far into the future. So that would've - and should've - been one of the above, and I'd have probably bumped Galactus from the list, who for all that he's the longest-lived of them all, seems to have had a miserable, stomach-growling existence.
DeleteAnd thank you for your kind wishes and wise, wise sentiments :)
Hob Gadling is my favorite Sandman immortal. He just likes not dying.
ReplyDeleteHello there:- As I said above, I've just passed 50. Not dying while being to remain healthy strikes me as one of the coolest super-powers there could be. Hob-ness would be a quality I think I'd gladly embraced as long as there was an off-switch, should circumstances demand ...
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